starious' theme

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

(Fuente: hammerlock, vía glameow)

hungarian:

im glad dogs cant read the “no dogs allowed” signs so they dont feel sad & left out

(vía seifukme)

Anónimo asked: Answer all the questions with zeroes in.

np

10. sexted?

lmfao no

20. kissed in the rain?

prob, alysha would’ve been like ‘ewwww’ though bc she doesn’t like getting wet so kissing in the rain would’ve been p bad for her (i like kisses and rain though)

30. won a trophy?

yeah dude, soccer trophies when i played it as a kid as well as end of year trophies i got in my first primary school, so good

40. kissed someone a different race than myself?

dunno, maybe, i don’t kiss a whole lot of people except for alysha and sometimes sam

50. been suspended from school?

lol no i’m a fucking star pupil wtf people dream of being me

"HAVE YOU EVER" hour. DO IT. Okay people, this is your chance.
1. had sex?
2. bought condoms?
3. gotten pregnant?
4. failed a class?
5. kissed a boy?
6. kissed a girl?
7. had a job?
8. left the house without my wallet?
9. bullied someone on the internet?
10. sexted?
11. had sex in public?
12. smoked weed?
13. smoked cigarettes?
14. smoked a cigar?
15. drank alcohol?
16. been to a wedding?
17. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
18. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
19. been late for school?
20. kissed in the rain?
21. showered with someone else?
22. been outside my home country?
23. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
24. had lice?
25. gotten my heart broken?
26. had a credit card?
27. been to a professional sports game?
28. broken a bone?
29. been unhappy about my weight?
30. won a trophy?
31. cut myself?
32. been on a diet?
33. rode in a taxi?
34. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
35. been to a concert?
36. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
37. had braces?
38. wore make up?
39. lost my virginity before I was 16?
40. kissed someone a different race than myself?
41. Snuck out of the house?
42. had oral sex?
43. dyed my hair?
44. met someone famous?
45. been on vacation?
46. been on a boat?
47. been on an airplane?
48. prank called someone?
49. taken a pregnancy test?
50. been suspended from school?

nickelbackthatassup:

when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”

(vía ohgodhowdoicomputer)

redclayshawty:

quickweaves:

WOULD YOU KNOCKOUT YOUR GRANDMA FOR 10K ?

she on her way out anyway

(vía ohgodhowdoicomputer)